Physicists observe 'negative mass'

When you calm down can you help a brainlet understand what is wrong with the article

Does this mean teleportation?

Not teleportation but it does mean we can create wormholes, allowing travel faster than light.

whats wrong / right about them?

>mail negative mass rubidium bricks every day
>post office pays me

NEETdom here I come.

it's an atomic riptide

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REEEEE I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO MATHS INSTEAD. PHYSICISTS HAVE GONE CRAZY. IM OUT.

I can't wait until we start getting negative mass fat so I can eat all I want and never lose weight.

Thanks for the laugh OP