This is a direct clone of a post on /k/, but it ended up hilarious, so I'll post it here-
Lets play a game:
I'm your average joe who doesn't know much about science or math in general. It's not that I'm stupid, but rather I just never was into learning more about STEM-related topics after highschool. Your goal is to come up with the dumbest, most brain-dead retarded lie you can think of that would sound believable to someone like me that simply doesn't know better.
its real. The human contribution is real. shills will deny this.
you need to go back to /pol
Wyatt Rogers
I'm going to end the pointless foreign wars and make the economy better for average working American families.
Nathan Watson
Dihydrogen monoxide
>Is also called hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain >Contributes to the "greenhouse effect" >May cause severe burns >Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape >Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals >May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automotive brakes >Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients
But despite the clear danger, Dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
>As an industrial solvent and coolant >In nuclear power plants >In the production of Styrofoam >As a fire retardant >In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remain contaminated by this chemical >As in additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food produces.
Contact your congressman NOW to have this dangerous chemical removed from our schools.