This is a direct clone of a post on /k/, but it ended up hilarious, so I'll post it here-

This is a direct clone of a post on /k/, but it ended up hilarious, so I'll post it here-

Lets play a game:

I'm your average joe who doesn't know much about science or math in general. It's not that I'm stupid, but rather I just never was into learning more about STEM-related topics after highschool. Your goal is to come up with the dumbest, most brain-dead retarded lie you can think of that would sound believable to someone like me that simply doesn't know better.

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epa.gov/climate-change-science/causes-climate-change
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

[math]0.999 ... = 1[/math]

If you don't let me tax you more the world is going to burn up

Man Made Climate Change

f(x) = x^2

''We will bring back our industry and we will make America Great again''

epa.gov/climate-change-science/causes-climate-change

its real. The human contribution is real. shills will deny this.

you need to go back to /pol

I'm going to end the pointless foreign wars and make the economy better for average working American families.

Dihydrogen monoxide

>Is also called hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain
>Contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
>May cause severe burns
>Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape
>Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
>May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automotive brakes
>Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients

But despite the clear danger, Dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

>As an industrial solvent and coolant
>In nuclear power plants
>In the production of Styrofoam
>As a fire retardant
>In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remain contaminated by this chemical
>As in additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food produces.

Contact your congressman NOW to have this dangerous chemical removed from our schools.

Its true becouse epa says so

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