Coffee

I can't sleep if I have coffee. Plus it tastes like ass literally a 100% of the time.

1 cup turkish style (and a drink of rakija) immediately after I wake up
1 cup of coffee from a v60 in the morning, just before leaving for work
3-5 cups of green, white, or oolong tea in the lab
1 cup of coffee from a v60 or turkish style at home in the late afternoon

guess my iq, coffeelets

This. Coffee shit is KINO

Just add some milk

You can shit everywhere if you have decent gut health.
Basically you slightly bow forwards and follow through your smoking turd with a tissue.

I drink coffee but I don't like the taste and I don't get how anybody can really like it

I'm just finna get jacked up

Still god awful. I tried to like it, but it's just a terrible flavor. I don't even like a hint of it. The smell is nice though.

Plus, being able to sleep at night is better than being bright eyed in the morning.

There's soda or energy drinks for that. All of them taste better than coffee. More caffeine in some of them too.

How old are you?

In my 20's.

Late 20s.
Fuck off.

morning whiskey shits are more kino

Hmm... weird. Maybe you make shitty coffee or it's just not for you.

I... I don't drink whisky...

coffee and rakija

I prefer covfefe

Summer really is brainlet season. They aren't addictive either since you'll quickly regret taking too many.

OP wrote this entire post in about 8 seconds.

hands are shaky knees weak brain's too heavy
he's shitting on the chair already, soft confetti

>>not ball milling your beans in inert gas to make a powder so fine it combusts if exposed to atmosphere to make serbian style turkish coffee
it's almost as if you don't want higher caffeine---> water solution rate kinetics

I literally am addicted to Coffee.

I love its smell, taste etc.

Only drink it black anything else is for cofflets.

Coffee helps to keep me off the piss. Seriously.

I love coffee farts in the morning. They make my underwear nicely wet and hydrated. I can feel and pretend to be anime girl wetting herself by coffee porn.

that's ok. I would rather shit 3 times in one day than once in 3 days.

I smoke meth

Same here
kek'd

I drink black tea and take caffeine pills instead if I'm even on my cycle, fuck all that other shit.

Try caffeine + L-theanine in a 1:2

~80 and thats too much for slavshit

Gween tea>cawffee

I agree. Haha cofflet

Do you have black shit sticks?

I love coffee. Strong black coffee is definitely my favorite type of coffee. The problem is that I get extremely anxious and get jitters after I've had some coffee. It really sucks because I would love to drink coffee, but some how I can't handle it. These symptoms rose when I experienced signs of mental health problems for the first time.

if you dont drink brewed Turkish coffee with no suger you're a brainlet

Only brainlets drink coffee. True brainmores like myself drink only water and don't depend on the liquid jew to get through the day.

Jitters.

Why aren't you drinking one of the finest teas in the world?

>>reddit

Im not reddit!
You're shit at detecting redditors!

> ?
Must not be that pure of an intelligence, since dumb phone posters drink it.

>coffee pills
>They aren't addictive either since you'll quickly regret taking too many.
That's not how it works. Taking caffeine regularly will cause you to develop tolerance and dependency regardless of the form. You'll need to keep increasing the dose to get the same effect, and you'll feel like shit if you miss your dose, until eventually you're just taking it to feel normal with no benefit over your original baseline, balancing on the edge between withdrawal and overdose. Drinking too much coffee has, if anything, additional unpleasant effects to those you'll suffer from taking too many caffeine pills.

Anyway, aside from the caffeine, coffee is healthy to drink and delicious. For many people, it's their primary source of dietary antioxidants.

if I drink too much coffee I get panic attacks what's my way out sci?

don't drink too much

This, although good coffee a few times a week is good

Moderation.

>needing a stimulant to be smart

normy bullshit like this severely triggers me

What else is about it?

yeah, yeah

t. I-don't-take-modafinil

I put a little milk in hot coffee just to cool it down enough to drink

really I like iced black coffee though

I did meth many times when I was about 18-21. I was never addicted, and never did it often enough to stay awake more than 36 hours or so (missing 1 night sleep basically).

Then I quit and never really wanted to do it again. I didn't even consciously quit. I didn't even know that my last time was going to be my last time. I just never did it again.

I noticed afterward that caffeine seemed to affect me a lot.

I cant get adficted to it. Ive been drinking coffee basicly every day since i was eight years old and not only does it not really affect me, but going several days to a week without it really isnt a big deal. I dont even notice that i havent had any for a while.

Amphetamine > Coffee

My stomach is a beta faggot

>just coffee
Not: amphetamines, coffee, matte de coca/Yerba/yapoun/tea, siq vapes/tobacco, LSD, vitamins, antioxidants, neuroprotectants, and weed for when intensifying your underling schizophrenia spectrum condition is beneficial and/or compulsive. Not to mention various other psychoactive chemicals and wildlife consumed on a irregular basis, or sedatives.
Lol at the druglet trying to emulate a genius. In today's world the truly gifted learn to get truly fucked up early on to cope with their mismatched eccentrics. either that or they are autistic savants or they are good at reasoning but lack the true hallmarks of genius, intellectual curiosity and imaginativeness. Oh or they might grow up well adjusted if they are born to rich parents with the right values.

I prefer Dk. Pepper

if you did it many times then you likely did some damage to your brain since meth has been known to be highly neurotoxic as opposed to just amphetamine, fucking retard brainlet idiot fucktard

Alright beginning coffee faggots, time to learn how to brew a god-tier cup.

Things you'll in terms of priority
>Good coffee beans. Local roasters are great for finding beans you like. Online sellers include Counter Culture, Onyx Coffee Lab, Intellegensia. Others exists, see what you like.
> A good grinder. This shit is important because shitty grinders produce irregular granules of coffee and fucks with the end results. A decent grinder such as the Barazta Encore runes about $100 but if you don't want to invest into coffee just yet, opt out for a $30 Hario Skerton. Besides the beans, a good grinder makes or breaks your results.
>Something to brew in. No i'm not talking about your garbage mr. coffee drip machine. You want something allows you to control the brewing process. Common methods include aeropress, french press, pour overs such as Chemex and kalita wave. Choose whichever seems to interest you, they all produce different tastes but of good quality. Full immersion brewers like the aeropress will give you coffee that is thicker and with body, pour overs give cleaner cups where the minor notes of the beans you bought come out more. Also, make sure to buy decent filters for these as some of them have their own shapes to fit the brewers.
>Something to boil water in and a thermometer. This is obvious. you want to boil your water so that it is between 195-205 degrees F. You can experiment with the temperature to get difference notes from your coffee.
>Water. Obvious but water is important too. You can skimp out here and use tap but if you know your tap is ass then go buy some cheap gallon filtered water.
>Optional but recommended: something to weight your coffee and water.

>tea
>cola
>miluk

Cont.

Now that you have your shit together and have thrown out your Mr.Coffee , let's get some tips on making your coffee. When brewing, you want to aim for 3-4 minutes typically on your brewing time. This is up to you but this is just a default time to get newbies started. Also, the ratio of water to coffee matters. To make life easy, weigh your coffee and water in grams.

Default water to coffee ratio -- 16g : 1g

If you are a brainlet, this means for every gram of coffee you want, add 16 grams of water. This is up to change based on your preferences. Common ratios in clude 15:1, 15.5:1 and even up to 17:1.

If you buy a pour-over brewer, look into getting something you can pour water with. A basic kettle works.

Implying retards don't drink coffee