what is your excuse for not being addicted to coffee ?
every single genius on earth to have ever existed was addicted to this amazing concoction of pure intelligence poured into a cup and once ingested entering your blood stream and crossing the bbb.
anyone that doesn't drink coffee is a fucking retard!
Hope you're not implying anybody on the internet not Mormon or muh degeneracay is not addicted to coffee.
Because my doctor told me to layoff the coffee for a couple days. These have been the worst days of my life.
lotsa coffee makes ya shit tho
That stops once you're deep enough into a coffee binge.
I honestly enjoy coffee shits.
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>he doesn't grind his own dark Italian roast
Coffeelets detected
that's the best part about it
I hate it when I wake up in the morning and I have to shit, so I rush to make coffee because it's like a performance enhancing drug for shitting. I have a french press so I am waiting for the hot water to work and I have to shit so bad and then I just can't take it anymore and have to rush to the bathroom to take a shit without my coffee