Coffee

Amphetamine > Coffee

My stomach is a beta faggot

>just coffee
Not: amphetamines, coffee, matte de coca/Yerba/yapoun/tea, siq vapes/tobacco, LSD, vitamins, antioxidants, neuroprotectants, and weed for when intensifying your underling schizophrenia spectrum condition is beneficial and/or compulsive. Not to mention various other psychoactive chemicals and wildlife consumed on a irregular basis, or sedatives.
Lol at the druglet trying to emulate a genius. In today's world the truly gifted learn to get truly fucked up early on to cope with their mismatched eccentrics. either that or they are autistic savants or they are good at reasoning but lack the true hallmarks of genius, intellectual curiosity and imaginativeness. Oh or they might grow up well adjusted if they are born to rich parents with the right values.

I prefer Dk. Pepper

if you did it many times then you likely did some damage to your brain since meth has been known to be highly neurotoxic as opposed to just amphetamine, fucking retard brainlet idiot fucktard

Alright beginning coffee faggots, time to learn how to brew a god-tier cup.

Things you'll in terms of priority
>Good coffee beans. Local roasters are great for finding beans you like. Online sellers include Counter Culture, Onyx Coffee Lab, Intellegensia. Others exists, see what you like.
> A good grinder. This shit is important because shitty grinders produce irregular granules of coffee and fucks with the end results. A decent grinder such as the Barazta Encore runes about $100 but if you don't want to invest into coffee just yet, opt out for a $30 Hario Skerton. Besides the beans, a good grinder makes or breaks your results.
>Something to brew in. No i'm not talking about your garbage mr. coffee drip machine. You want something allows you to control the brewing process. Common methods include aeropress, french press, pour overs such as Chemex and kalita wave. Choose whichever seems to interest you, they all produce different tastes but of good quality. Full immersion brewers like the aeropress will give you coffee that is thicker and with body, pour overs give cleaner cups where the minor notes of the beans you bought come out more. Also, make sure to buy decent filters for these as some of them have their own shapes to fit the brewers.
>Something to boil water in and a thermometer. This is obvious. you want to boil your water so that it is between 195-205 degrees F. You can experiment with the temperature to get difference notes from your coffee.
>Water. Obvious but water is important too. You can skimp out here and use tap but if you know your tap is ass then go buy some cheap gallon filtered water.
>Optional but recommended: something to weight your coffee and water.

>tea
>cola
>miluk

Cont.


Now that you have your shit together and have thrown out your Mr.Coffee , let's get some tips on making your coffee. When brewing, you want to aim for 3-4 minutes typically on your brewing time. This is up to you but this is just a default time to get newbies started. Also, the ratio of water to coffee matters. To make life easy, weigh your coffee and water in grams.

Default water to coffee ratio -- 16g : 1g

If you are a brainlet, this means for every gram of coffee you want, add 16 grams of water. This is up to change based on your preferences. Common ratios in clude 15:1, 15.5:1 and even up to 17:1.

If you buy a pour-over brewer, look into getting something you can pour water with. A basic kettle works.

Implying retards don't drink coffee