Describe the worst professor you ever had

A Russian guy who was in the Math department for 30 years. 3 times he was 14 minutes late to class ( after 15 the lecture is forfeit ). It was because he forgot where the room was ( reminder he was in the department for 30 years ). His lectures were incomprehensible, very scattered thinking and forgetful. I honestly think he had dementia. Good thing the class was piss easy. I wrote on my review to give him a nice retirement early and that I was genuinely concerned for his deteriorating mental state.

I had a TA who I knew for a fact didn't read any of my lab papers. I was a horrible writer and didn't organize my lab reports well at all and he still gave me high Bs for some reason. Only real thing he corrected was my spelling which was odd because he could spot my spelling but not my awful structure and everything else. In the middle of the year we had an NMR experiment and he accidentally dropped a sample into the NMR on top of another sample smashing them both and spreading deuterated sugar all over the inside. The lab services guy who was a prominent hot head yelled and screamed for weeks because he kept seeing sugar on the NMR no matter how hard he scrubbed and no matter what solvent he used to try and clean it.

at community college
a indian CPA teaching accounting 101

thick accent
quick to anger
couldn't answer any questions
used the book's lecture slides to a tee, no more
taught nothing
quick to anger
mumbled
didn't know accounting groundwords -- bookkeeping


I've had Romanian physics professors and Chinese math professors. I've never been more upset at someone.

It's hard to pick just one:
Intro CS professor
>gone for 7 of the 15 weeks on vacations
>spent most of the first lecture each week talking about the vacation he just came back from
>used lecture slides from 2003 he took from some other professor
>had a Korean TA who laughed at students when they had questions
Spanish 301 professor
>native speaker from Venezuela but really only knows common Spanish instead of formal Spanish
>comes into class likely drunk, wearing sunglasses that take up her entire face, and wears scarves while holding Starbucks and lecturing in broken English
>working on her PhD (somehow) so she constantly cancels classes or is late
Economics 101 "professor"
>just some fucking grad student teaching over the summer
>starts lecture stumbling through poorly planned slides
>starts talking about the THREE (3) factors of production
>African med student starts correcting him
>break after 90 minutes since it's a 3 hour class
>tell other people in the hall this is bullshit and I'm leaving
>drop class
ECE 101
>professor speaks decent enough English
>TA is some Indian grad student
>mumbles in utterly broken English
>rushes through lab instructions at sanic speeds, no one has a clue what's going on
>gets mad at questions he thinks are basic
>incredibly obvious he doesn't want to be there

>community college
thats like going to McDonalds and expecting a full course meal

I once had a pajeet prof whose method of "lecturing" was to ask if anybody had any questions about the textbook. If nobody had questions he spent the entire lecture (I do mean the ENTIRE lecture) ranting about how irresponsible students were for not reading the book before coming to class. Not once did he actually give anything resembling a normal lesson.

Seems efficient. Read the book at home then ask questions about it in class. Better than having your prof just tell you shit that's in the book anyway.

My grade 10 science teacher never taught us shit. Every class he'd just tell stupid stories about his go karting career, or how his kids once almost burnt his house down trying to grow pot. Also, he kept his dog in his classroom, which was pretty cool, until someone complained and he had to stop bringing his dog. Noone did well in his class.

Why couldn't any of the review authors spell 'burp' properly?

>burgers