Be me

Find and kill then drink his cerebrospinal fluid. Should fix you right up.

The Greeks were pederasts = gay + pedophiles.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty

Just like today Catholic Priests.

>OP might have Torsion dystonia. Are OP a Jew?

Torsion dystonia, a genetic disease more commonly found among Jews.

>OP is an Inbred Jew