Scientifically looking, what's the most effective combination of meds to kill yourself?

Banana and sprite

While still on the matter what do you suggest about accidental murder, Veeky Forums? Say that your janitor polished the floor and staircase too good that night and the faggot you hate the most slipped on it, breaking his head. Will the janitor be responsible?
Or what if the moron slipped on ice?

Or best of them all, when you slip a poisonous plant or mushroom in their food "by accident".

yep this. just go nuts and see how you feel in 2 month from now

If you won't stop posting about suicide all over Veeky Forums I'm going to find you and help you. Seriously bro, just stop. We know you're depressed, go to a psychiatrist and get medication, it works. I wish you all the best.

GO see a psychiatrist NOW. You have depression. Take sufficient dose of sertraline / bupropione and antipsychotics like risperidone / olanzapine. Do some cognitive behavioral therapy. Do some sport. If you do this with the help of a real therapist sufficiently and lege artis you're gonna feel better. Depression has a somatic correlation. It's treatable. You can do it the way many did before. Seek help. Wish you the best.

I've morphine 20mg with IV K+ 40meq + IV sch= guaranteed painless death.

Step 1: get a IV line
Step2 : inject all the solution in 0.9%NS
Run the IV at bolus speed
Profit

Hey, some good advice here OP

I watched that as well. Tbh she had chronic mental illness though, sounds like OPs more in a difficult position in life than anything else, not to belittle whatever his situation is.
Anyway, OP that's a dick move to your family man, at least wait until you have nobody

>killing yourself to trash music
wew

depends. fast or slow?

ideally barbituate + opioids for fast-ish onset respiratory depression.
but hard to get, so benzos + opioids. maybe alcohol, provided you dont drink enough to vomit it back up

if you want a slow death from liver tox, OD on paracetamol.