Tattoo

the variable CAN be a number, in that case its the normal log, but its much more abstract than that giving you something that kind of acts like a log on other objects.

Hello piggot, you're back now?

The Kardashians don't like tattoos so you're in good company.

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is this the nigger who refuses to explain anything and just publishes stuff nobody can read or reproduce, thus defeating much of the point of publishing in the first place?

If his work was as original and insightful as he seems to think, then it sort of makes sense that it's so difficult for others to understand. He may just have been that far ahead of everyone else.
If, however, it turns out it was just plain wrong or doesn't really say anything new, then it was a fuck up on his part either in the mathematics itself or the communication of it.
We won't really know either way for a while now until other mathematicians can get their heads around what his work actually means.

what's a piggot?