Tfw you realize God is real

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dont say stuff like that, like "lend me a bone"
ya never know when God's gonna send ya a gay to grant ya wish

but dude *lights blunt*

you don't know that *puffffff*

>mfw I realise I am God

It's not though.

then how come I can't go to bed?

>we don't trust
>we know

Shower, work out moderately, and go talk to people.

If you don't know how to talk to girls, or feel anxious, there's nothing wrong with that. But then read up on how to talk to people, and study and apply techniques on how to deal with anxiety. You can do it.

Go to places. Hang out with people. If you have a hobby, join a club. Considering where you are, a book or writing club mighy be a good idea. you know any girls already, ask them feedback on your attitude. Don't take what you hear personally.

And if you have any crushes, ask them out (as long as they're single) instead of fantasizing. The worst that you'll usually get is a no.

(Say something like "Hello. I think you're really cool. Wanna go on a date sometime?" Doesn't have to be fancy.)

And if you screw up any of the above, that's okay. Try again tomorrow. Take baby steps.

Because God only helps those that helps themselves.

People have been having spiritual experiences since as long as we know, at least 20,000 years. Every culture has supernatural beliefs. You're too narrow in your conception of God.

>Because God only helps those that helps themselves.
Corrected translation: if you help yourself then you are helped.