Last sentence of the book

Great book. Felt sad when it was over

>Socrates: At last, you have allowed me to partake in your wisdom and I am very grateful for it; truly the Athenian people will want to hear this knowledge so I will spend my days teaching others of The Complete Works of Plato
wtf was this in the greek

that's literally the whole point of the book though

"I suppose... after all this time.... I never though--"
"Stop".
"Think about the fact that Jared died man! Jared's dead! The fuckin Gooks got him Jim, the fucking chinks blew his brains all over the fucking vietcong right in front of the children. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN JIM! THE CHILDREN!"
"I guess what he said was right after all"
"What did he say?"
"The theory of interest as determined by Impatience to Spend Income and Opportunity to Invest it"

Irving Fisher, you don't know how corny you are.

Truly, I was looking for Alaska

kek'd

>not I had found the meaning of life, but I was still Locking for Alaska.

>With the name-changing confirmation documents signed, it was finally over! They had become... The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky.
Tastefully done.

and when I came to, I was Mao too.

hahaha