>Rebel against Spaniards
>Rape them countless times
>Achieve independence
>Still manage to develop a better language
""poetry"" without rhyme
If you studied every day, I'd guess a year or two
Fuck that. No point wasting all that effort on a dead language just to read some poetry
>"...rhyme being no necessary adjunct or true ornament of poem or good verse, in longer works especially, but the invention of a barbarous age, to set off wretched matter and lame meter; graced indeed since by the use of some famous modern poets, carried away by custom, but much to their own vexation, hindrance, and constraint to express many things otherwise, and for the most part worse than else they would have expressed them."
>chips without salsa
>peanut butter without jelly
>yin without yang
Are you really dense or what? It's a completely different language what answer did you expect? Yeah dude, you can be fluent in ancient greek in five to six hours top
Yes i'm dense. That's why i'm still going on this dumb fucking website
>'posting' without quality
The art of posting on Veeky Forums consists entirely of composing the lowest quality posts possible. To post on Veeky Forums is to inhabit and fully explore the anatomy of the archetypal autistic mind. It is a socially uninhibited excavation of the most retarded realms of the collective psyche, that we may pluck from its chaos the most sublime shitposts that await us ripe in those flailing, antediluvian corners of abyssal faggotry.
Are you really that dumb?
If you go for a comedic and short poem, cool, but rhymes don't go very well with drama or romance in the mayority of the cases.