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Travesties of Veeky Forums
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I think you're trying to hard and have never read Shakespeare
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Go away.
>He probably hearts canoodling w/ u!
I chuckled
I mean, it's not made for existential 20 something who wanna kill themseleves. It's made for early teen girls, and makes the matieral accessible, so maybe in 10 years we will have harvested a batch of Veeky Forums cuties. 4d checkers baby.
>Shakespeare
>Devoid of any wordplay or wit
I am genuinely outraged.
>Pride and Prejudice
>Elizabeth is a Mail-order bride
Christ in heaven. I work at a bookstore and we stock these monstrosities. The Metamorphosis has a picture of Jeff Goldblum because of The Fly I guess, Dubliners has the cast of Reservoir Dogs and the blurb "Stuck in the Liffey with you"...it's fucking embarrassing. Haven't seen the Dorian Gray one though.