Anyone on Veeky Forums in mensa ?

nicely put

Replace iq with dick size and mensa with lpsg.
At least those guys have more reason to be proud of themselves :)

Let's see the capability of Mensa members when solving problems that aren't some plebian IQ tests.

Fucking girls like pic is probably that guy's only chance at procreation, he's smart and he knows it.

Who is that woman? Is she a real person?

Well, I think the whole concept of a high-iq society is pretty sad in the first place. Just imagining one of their meetings makes me cringe. It looks like your mind is made up though, so my advice would be to try some of their sample tests if you haven't done it yet. IQ tests can definitely be learned to a certain extent. You might gain several points just practicing time-management and thinking under stress.

>Let's see the capability of Mensa members when solving problems that aren't some plebian IQ tests.
It's funny, actually. You'd think Mensa would be full of scientists, doctors, successful businessmen, etc. In reality it seems like most members are underachievers working regular jobs. It's pretty clear that the reason most people join it in their first place is to gain a sense of achievement after having nothing else to show for.

She's a top of the line android AI. We didn't want to hire any brainlet design engineers. What you're looking at is pure functionality, with no nonsense "aesthetic" brainlet memes. What you're looking at is pure function over form.

This is an image we took just before she solved Riemann Hypothesis. We plan on replacing all scientists, engineers and mathematicians with this model by 2020. We made her female so she's more likely to be accepted by the public. And also, that they'll be a chance she might sleep with one us.

I get all of that except the sex part. Why would you want to fuck that?

I wouldn't want my dick anywhere close to that.

We built her with pure form. While she might not be much to look at, the application of our theory on vaginal and sexual mechanics (as none of us could get laid to successful test this beyond theory) led to the creation of sexual functionality which theoretically should be the most pleasurable experience possible. Also, I want to lose my virginity.

I am interested. Please tell me which PDE's did you solve to find the most pleasurable vagina? You must know, this is an open problem in the theory of PDE's commonly known as Stroke's conjecture

newscientist.com/article/dn1520-iq-is-inherited-suggests-twin-study/
Whatever helps you sleep at night, brainletto.