Curiosity

Well, I think you may not know this but all women have birthdays.

But it would have to her birthday that day.

You could just wait for her birthday. But you know, you can make her choke on your dick any day. That is what women are for.

It isn't alone. Opportunity is there too.

It's on another freaking planet. Wouldn't it's birthday on mars be different each year?

redditfag pseudo-intellectual "geeks xDDD" cannot think that hard.

who says you have to use different calendar on different planet

Shouln't we count in mars years?

you know what? I love Curiosity.
This photo right here, you are looking at a different planet, DIFFERENT PLANET, light years from Earth.
If this doesn't excite you then just kill yourself

>light years
Alright fucker you made me reply