When the Romans kill Socrates

But the Roman did start with subjugating the Greeks.

Jordan Peterson

Good. Autistic people should learn manners.

solon

>Macbeth's wife tells him to do it
>Hamlet hates Othello out of paranoia
>Othello thinks they're there to fuck Desdemona
Imagine the banter.

>when Dante fucks Beatrice in the ass while Virgil is watching

>when Queequeg fondles Ishmael's smooth, pink boi-cock with his big, rough hands, and makes Ishmael feel all funny in his drawers.

>When Jason of Phyrae wins the 2016 U.S. Elections but the shadow aristocracy doesn't like it so they send a horde of brown manlets to assassinate him with butter knives carefully sharpened for 100's of hours.

>when Pierre Menard denounces mirrors and fornication as equally abominable

>When Lenin throws Stalin into the heart of the Death Star, saving Trotsky's life but fatally injuring himself