>When the Romans kill Socrates
When the Romans kill Socrates
>When the Athenian court sentences Jesus to death
>When the Americans exile Napoleon to Guantanamo
Yeah, but he got back. When he got sent to alcatraz, though...
Name a more noble man Veeky Forums
When Gabriel kicks Zoroaster out of Eden
Zeno Cicero Seneca Aurelius the younger
The greatest Epicurean philosopher to ever live.
>when Zarathustra kills Budda and Confucius sends him to walk the world alone forever
Damn... the Bhagavad Gida is harsh...
>when Gatsby kills Lennie while he was chilling in the pool
>When holden rapes phoebe
Fuck that book was brutal
not as bad as Daisy's Destruction desu
But Socrates was killed by Greeks.
>when Macbeth and Hamlet plot against Othello
That was Archimedes, you pleb
Evola, Land, Bannon, Netanyahu, the list goes on...
>Land
When Pynchon bound his hand and hung himself.
That's Ted Cruz you fuckhead.
>When Aristotle invaded Poland to kickoff World War 2
>when Herostratus burnt the temple of Solomon
he lived to 70, would of been a foot in a grave back in those days
You just don't see this kind of craft anymore. I can tease out at least 3 subtle layers of bait here. Well done user, I'm not being sarcastic.
>When the Judge rapes Holden in a nuthouse
>when Lysistrata defeats the Athenian fleet at Aegospotami by commanding the Spartans not to let the Athenians ram and penetrate their hulls
>When the Aztecs killed Joan of Arc.
>the part in ww2 when gavrilo princip assassinates the napoleon and places the first triumviratae of socrates, jesus and mohammad to rule over russia
wow
>that part where Machiavelli tels you about the art of war
(this sentence is actually correct)
That's the point, user. Plato is creating the ultimate tragic hero in poetic fashion - the hero whose only flaw was he was too perfect.
>I'm not being sarcastic.
you mean "socratic"?
>when humanity gets tired of God's shenanigans and floods heavens, drowning him
>when Aristotle slaughtered Achilles
>when Fernand Mondengo and Danglars plot against Vronski so that he never becomes a musketeer
>When Gatsby takes over the Austro-Hungarian empire and earns the title of Great Gatsby
>When Don Quixote gets nailed by Hamlet right after starting La Reconquista
>let the Athenians ram and penetrate their hulls
lewd
When Galileo crashes the aristotelic plane with no survivors
lol that's a good one
>when lance armstrong discovers the moon
i would honestly pay to read a well read version of that going down.
No he's right, you fucking idiot
Delete this thread please
>when op made a worthwhile post
>When Raskolnikov shoots the Arab
well well well if it isn't reddit
>when Snape kills Dumbledore
>When Mephistopheles comes for Sancho Panza's soul
>When pompey magnus was a consul of rome
>when hanumat tears apart the peak of mount Gandamadana and carries it to Lanka
>when pirate furiously pleasures his prostate with a banana
>when Karl Ove made an Infinite Jest.
>When Apollo kills Brad Pitt via Legolas
>Not when Legolas kills Achilles
Though maybe i wouldn't have got the reference
I was waiting for this post!
They should have started with the Greeks
>when Harry stabs Kamala for sleeping with Demian
It's his own fault. He could've left but didn't want to be exiled. Also he was being a total dick during his hearing which didn't help his chances.
>when The Underground Man starts throwing up
>when Judge Holden rapes Holden and Huck Finn has a wank
>when Diogenes tells Caesar to moon him
>when Nabakov gets transported back to his PBR in the warm jungles of 'Nam
>when Leonardo di Caprio gets raped by Timothy Treadwell and Grizzly Adams
But the Roman did start with subjugating the Greeks.
Jordan Peterson
Good. Autistic people should learn manners.
solon
>Macbeth's wife tells him to do it
>Hamlet hates Othello out of paranoia
>Othello thinks they're there to fuck Desdemona
Imagine the banter.
>when Dante fucks Beatrice in the ass while Virgil is watching
>when Queequeg fondles Ishmael's smooth, pink boi-cock with his big, rough hands, and makes Ishmael feel all funny in his drawers.
>When Jason of Phyrae wins the 2016 U.S. Elections but the shadow aristocracy doesn't like it so they send a horde of brown manlets to assassinate him with butter knives carefully sharpened for 100's of hours.
>when Pierre Menard denounces mirrors and fornication as equally abominable
>When Lenin throws Stalin into the heart of the Death Star, saving Trotsky's life but fatally injuring himself
>when a Connecticut Yankee just gives Cleopatra the nuclear bomb
>When the twelve apostles stab Julius Caesar to death
>When John the Baptist ate the knowledge apple and eradicated the borg once and for all
kek
"when my post is just random enough to get upvoted"
Elliot rodger
>when the dog dies in the end