I'm having an asthma attack but I can't go to the hospital as I'll be diagnosed with asthma if I do

I'm having an asthma attack but I can't go to the hospital as I'll be diagnosed with asthma if I do.

I live next to a 24 hour grocery store is there anything in there that will help me?

Chop a lime in half, pour egg white on it and take deep breathes on it.
The enzymes should provide sufficient relief for some time.

>I'll be diagnosed with asthma if I do.
so?

Ginger root, turmeric. Cacao possibly.

What the fuck is the meaning of this shitpost
So what if you do?

this

Fucking retards, because i lie in my medical exam.

Holy shit, you niggers are not smart

...

He either:

1. Wants to be able to Scuba
2. Doesn't want to have a pre-existing condition for insurance reasons

What the fuck is your occupation? Either way, you are unfit for the job and should be sacked immediately ;)