I'm having an asthma attack but I can't go to the hospital as I'll be diagnosed with asthma if I do

I'm having an asthma attack but I can't go to the hospital as I'll be diagnosed with asthma if I do.

I live next to a 24 hour grocery store is there anything in there that will help me?

Chop a lime in half, pour egg white on it and take deep breathes on it.
The enzymes should provide sufficient relief for some time.

>I'll be diagnosed with asthma if I do.
so?

Ginger root, turmeric. Cacao possibly.

What the fuck is the meaning of this shitpost
So what if you do?

this

Fucking retards, because i lie in my medical exam.

Holy shit, you niggers are not smart

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He either:

1. Wants to be able to Scuba
2. Doesn't want to have a pre-existing condition for insurance reasons

What the fuck is your occupation? Either way, you are unfit for the job and should be sacked immediately ;)

Find Berodual on onions. It's strong as fuck, to the point pharma took it down because it was too effective. There should still be batches that are usable.

OP here

I am still wheezing but I am alive so I guess I'm ok

Fuckers like you make my life absolute hell. I hate having to deal with incompetent people that lie to get a job they KNOW they're not qualified for and have to waste my and everyone else's time dealing with you.

Here's a fucking idea, get a job that you won't possibly keel over and die from.

That wasn't me that was a troll

OP here, this poster is a troll and it was actually me after all.

Go get ephedrine pills? Are you so retarded you can't buy asthma pills and had to come here?

Man, asthma is not a joke, if left untreated you could die, lots of patients do. Go to the doctor.

SMOKE METH

"Additionally some psychostimulant drugs that have an amphetamine like mode of action, such as amphetamine,[2] methamphetamine, and cocaine,[3] have bronchodilating effects and were used often for asthma due to the lack of effective β2-adrenergic agonists for use as bronchodilator, but are now rarely, if ever, used medically for their bronchodilation effect."

They sell it in stores as vicks inhalers

GO TO THE ER

>calls others retards
>literally lies to his doctor
wow you're fucking stupid. i hope you die from your asthma attack right now