"Lay-Tex"

That's a boy

God I hope so

Look at how soft her (his) thighs are...

The person who made latex doesn't give a shit how you say it, unlike Knuth who only made base rec. Also latex sucks, xelatex or lualatex are the better choices

la-texi

Tau Epsilon Chi, not Tee Eee Eks

My Calculus III prof wanted to show the class what kind of formatting latex was capable of so he Google image searched "latex" and the search came back with softcover latex porn plastered all over the projector. The class couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.

La TeX, eh?

Lettuce

No, it's /x/ as in loch.

That's wrong, though. It is [รง] (an allomorph of /x/) as in the German word Ich (which means I). Loch is a very hard sound, while Ich is a softer one (voiceless palatal fricative)