Biobros, get me interested in botany please?

I'm not an incel sweetie.

Basic botany knowledge could save your life someday.

how so?

Start with horticulture. Try growing some fruits and vegetables that you like with high yield and minimal biotic/abiotic stresses and without mindlessly following some gardener broscience video or blog entry. It's a lot harder than you think and definitely requires digging into the more theoretical side of things.

Horticulture is pseduoscience. I wish there were actually quantitative fields related to plants.

Why? Because it hurts your fee fees?

yes because i like plants a lot and current fields are horseshit. i intend to create quantitative fields to change this bullshit.

Is this bait? Megalomania doesn't make your claim any less vacuous or valid.

Apocalypse probably.

Here's some random papers:

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0304423806003232
nature.com/articles/srep40858
actahort.org/books/440/440_6.htm
nature.com/articles/hortres20148
academic.oup.com/jxb/article-lookup/doi/10.1093/jxb/erv502

Where's the pseudoscience? I don't see it.