>to be sung to the Spongebob Squarepants Theme
Are you ready kids? "Aye Aye Commissioner!"
I can't hear you! "AYE AYE COMMISSIONER"
Ooooooooooohh...
Who sucks off a mugwump in county jail?
"William Burroughs!"
Addicted and yellow and horny is he!
"William Burroughs!"
If drug addled stories be something you seek!
"William Burroughs!"
Then shoot up some junk and buttfuck a geek!
"WILLIAM BURROUGHS"
READY?
WILLIAM BURROUGHS
WILLIAM BURROUGHS
WILLIAM BURROUGHS
heh
No, it kills people (two that I cared about).
On second thought, maybe you should.
no. don't do yourself like that
but if you absolutely must (don't), then don't inject it. snort it.
are you fucking retarded?
I like this
Would have been great had it not been for the immensurable fuckup of either the first or second line.
I bought a little bag of heroin to sniff once, probably only .5g, and it was seriously the best high. It was so good it was debilitating. You'd take a bump and your body would go numb, your vision would go a little blurry, and there was an overwhelming since of comfort. Then you'd take another one and you'd turn into a totally content vegetable with no desire to do anything, struggling to stay awake because you're so damn cozy.
Told myself I'd never do it again, shit was too good and it made me so fucking useless.
Would never inject it, but I imagine it'd be like having a full body orgasm for 4-6 hours.
you should try it. only because you're an idiot!!!!
This. The thing about heroin is that you don't want to get addicted to it, in my opinion