21st century

Think about what happens when getting peanut butter or most pasty substances off of a shirt with a dry cloth :)

>he only shits once a day

disgusting

I only eat once a day

Just get a squatty potty so your shit doesn’t smear around your asshole.

Shitting once a day is perfectly normal. If you shit more than once a day there's probably something wrong with your eating habits or digestion.

go make a thread in Veeky Forums with that as the opening. You'd literally get shit on.

I'm American and I legit have no idea how a bidet works. How do you use them? Do you sit over it like a toilet?

I poop probably six times per day. I'm pooping as i write this. It's noon and I've already shat three times.

>Slav crouch on top of it
>Grab the bidet extension cord
>Plug one end into the tap and another into your ass
>Turn the bidet on
Simple as that, amerifat.

>I eat prunes only.
You might want to review your diet.