When you call your prof mom in class

>had a professor my first semester who, after i called them "Mrs [last name]" during her office hours she coldly told me "I have a doctorate".
>Fuck people who do this.
Fuck off. Give them some consolation for wasting 4+ years on 'the advancement of science'.

please keep your funny reaction threads to a minimal.

>when your professor insists that everyone in the class address him as mom

>little bourgeois clinging to titles

>when you wake up from a day-dream and accidentally call the professor "Daddy".

once I called one a nigger. luckily he was white so didnt care

>when you make an off the cuff holocaust joke to your PHD supervisor hours before you find out he's jewish but he still laughed

I mean part of me thinks she's being a bitch, but on the other hand I always call my professors Professor [lastname]

>when you purposely address every authority figure as dad

>when you discover she have a mom son fetish