Mom/dad science, how much is true?

Mom/dad science, how much is true?
Doctors/people with functioning brains pls confirm or deny because even though I am 21 my siblings and I still get yelled at for this shit:


>Putting honey in hot water and drinking it is equivalent to poisoning yourself.
>Walking barefoot will give you meningitis.
>If you bathe on your period you will bleed to death.
>When you get water on the ice tea/hot cocoa powder and it makes a wet lump that is poison and it poisons the whole batch.
>Mixing milk and water will give you diarrhea.
>Going outside with wet hair will give you meningitis.
>If you're female and sit on a cold surface it will make you infertile.
>If your lower back is uncovered and it is cold outside your kidneys will fail.
>Drinking cold liquid will make your stomach stop working.

feel free to add your own

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Sure am happy my parents weren't retarded now, the cold liquid one is true though.
Your body has to warm up foods/liquids to a certain temperature before they can be digested properly so in a sense that's true, and is also why it's best to eat cold food if trying to lose weight.

All of these are wrong except if you step in shit with an open wound on your foot you could get meningitis.

why the obsession with meningitis lol

I DON'T KNOW ASK MY FUCKING DAD

Drinking milk at all, with or without water, can give you diarrhea if you're mildly lactose intolerant

How are you even alive? Starting from the first; have you ever heard about putting honey in tea? Please remove yourself from the genepool if you really have to think about these.

I always put honey and milk in my tea but every time my father witnesses me do this he absolutely loses his shit

Honey is one of the safest, most hypoallergenic foodstuffs a person can eat. It's pretty much just sugar.

Your dad is an absolute brainlet

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>If you're female and sit on a cold surface it will make you infertile.
>If your lower back is uncovered and it is cold outside your kidneys will fail.
this is actually somewhat true, exaggerated and imprecise, but it holds a little truth