Mom/dad science, how much is true? Doctors/people with functioning brains pls confirm or deny because even though I am 21 my siblings and I still get yelled at for this shit:
>Putting honey in hot water and drinking it is equivalent to poisoning yourself. >Walking barefoot will give you meningitis. >If you bathe on your period you will bleed to death. >When you get water on the ice tea/hot cocoa powder and it makes a wet lump that is poison and it poisons the whole batch. >Mixing milk and water will give you diarrhea. >Going outside with wet hair will give you meningitis. >If you're female and sit on a cold surface it will make you infertile. >If your lower back is uncovered and it is cold outside your kidneys will fail. >Drinking cold liquid will make your stomach stop working.
Sure am happy my parents weren't retarded now, the cold liquid one is true though. Your body has to warm up foods/liquids to a certain temperature before they can be digested properly so in a sense that's true, and is also why it's best to eat cold food if trying to lose weight.
Carter Wilson
All of these are wrong except if you step in shit with an open wound on your foot you could get meningitis.
Luke Davis
why the obsession with meningitis lol
Zachary Jackson
I DON'T KNOW ASK MY FUCKING DAD
Jordan Watson
Drinking milk at all, with or without water, can give you diarrhea if you're mildly lactose intolerant
Kayden Rogers
How are you even alive? Starting from the first; have you ever heard about putting honey in tea? Please remove yourself from the genepool if you really have to think about these.
Ian Reed
I always put honey and milk in my tea but every time my father witnesses me do this he absolutely loses his shit
Brayden James
Honey is one of the safest, most hypoallergenic foodstuffs a person can eat. It's pretty much just sugar.
Your dad is an absolute brainlet
Daniel Powell
>9423950 >If you're female and sit on a cold surface it will make you infertile. >If your lower back is uncovered and it is cold outside your kidneys will fail. this is actually somewhat true, exaggerated and imprecise, but it holds a little truth
Daniel Wood
I would lose my shit too if I knew my son was a little faggot
Carter Cook
They're all true if you are an absolute fuckwit and do them at their logical extreme.
Luke Moore
How do we stop the tea drinking faggot epidemic? At this point I'm worried we don't have enough heterosexuals to sustain our population and we will soon be driven into extinction.
Michael Cook
We could always try raising the taxes on it. Surely Americans would be fine with that.
Connor Hernandez
>we will soon be driven into extinction
Is that even a problem?
Ian Reed
Yes
Thomas Sanders
Why the homophobia?
Parker Harris
>Putting honey in hot water and drinking it is equivalent to poisoning yourself. >Mixing milk and water will give you diarrhea. >I always put honey and milk in my tea Jesus Christ user, you mixed milk and honey and then put them both into hot water? Who knows how many deadly chemical reactions are brewing in your cup. How are you even still alive you maniac?
Nathaniel Wilson
humans have long tried to find explanations to things they do not understand
Luis Parker
It's over 9000
Adam Powell
The about of energy it takes to heat up food from freezing to body temperate would be negligible compared to the energy you got from it. Even if you drank 4 litres of ice water you would only be burning 30-40 calories. You'd be better off eating slightly less or spending 10 minutes working out instead.
Jack Gonzalez
amount* That's what I get for being a phone-posting faggot.
Joseph Collins
The only answer is to do all of these things as often as you can to make him lose his fucking mind.
Easton Russell
>"Cover your food in the microwave, it causes cancer."
Every time I hear this I scream internally
Isaiah Foster
>80% of 300 million is 158 million Well I already don't believe anything that page is trying to claim.
Gabriel Roberts
You can find hot-sauce in my house doesn't mean I drink it every day.
>population doubles every 30y all retards think so
Ayden Gray
Post tits pls
Tyler Campbell
This is because the botulinum virus can in rare cases be found in honeys, as it doesn't require water to survive. To an undeveloped immune system, such as that of an infant, this can be dangerous as the virus could cause botulism. This is entirely harmless to children and adults. I assume you've heard that you shouldn't feed honey to babies, right?
TL;DR: Don't eat honey if you're a baby or have AIDS or both.
Austin Rodriguez
It's the Deep South.
Luis Edwards
>>Putting honey in hot water and drinking it is equivalent to poisoning yourself. No >>Walking barefoot will give you meningitis. I suppose in some cases maybe. >>If you bathe on your period you will bleed to death. I'm sure people have died while bathing on their period from blood loss, but it had nothing to do with bathing. >>When you get water on the ice tea/hot cocoa powder and it makes a wet lump that is poison and it poisons the whole batch. Your parents are mentally ill. >>Mixing milk and water will give you diarrhea. If you drink enough of it, I guess. >>Going outside with wet hair will give you meningitis. No. >>If you're female and sit on a cold surface it will make you infertile. Depends on how cold the surface is, but in general no. >>If your lower back is uncovered and it is cold outside your kidneys will fail. wtf that's not even where your kidneys are. Eventually your organs will fail if your body temperature drops, I guess. So yes, true. >>Drinking cold liquid will make your stomach stop working. Depends on how cold the liquid is.
Luke Lopez
>feel free to add your own I'm sorry my family aren't nuts.
>Putting honey in hot water and drinking it is equivalent to poisoning yourself.
It's this known around the world as treatment for a sore throat?
Caleb Edwards
>Deep South
Never would have guessed.
Anyways 99% of what you were told is bullshit, so go play in the dirt with wet hair and barefoot and bang someone (with a condom of course), you'll be fine.
t. a Texan
Gavin Ross
>Deep South
Never would have guessed.
Anyways 99% of what you were told is bullshit, so go play in the dirt with wet hair and barefoot and bang someone (with a condom of course), you'll be fine.
t. a Texan
Gavin James
Fuck, double post. Mobile is being weird
Josiah Wilson
>Puts honey in tea. >Worries about his period. I bet his dad is a heavy drinker now.
Jaxon Bennett
oh for sore throat we also had a different way of treating that, from my babushka. It involved raw egg mixed with milk, and a jar of raw honey. If you drink the egg mixture and after every sip eat a tablespoon of honey, you will get better. It is exactly as disgusting as it sounds. There was also pouring almost boiling water on your feet for colds, and for stuffy noses sticking garlic in your nostrils and ears.
Easton Martin
Daily reminder that mom/dad science is more useful than what we call modern science for most cases, is a shame that the new soccer moms are abandoning that for instead over-medication and iatrogenics for their children
Joshua Bennett
its a learning/teaching method. theyre trying to get you to think for yourself. be an autodidact, so you can't be bullshitted.
Liam Torres
you sound like /pol/
David Bailey
>if you dont have absolute faith in science you must be /pol/