Mom/dad science, how much is true?

I would lose my shit too if I knew my son was a little faggot

They're all true if you are an absolute fuckwit and do them at their logical extreme.

How do we stop the tea drinking faggot epidemic? At this point I'm worried we don't have enough heterosexuals to sustain our population and we will soon be driven into extinction.

We could always try raising the taxes on it. Surely Americans would be fine with that.

>we will soon be driven into extinction

Is that even a problem?

Yes

Why the homophobia?

>Putting honey in hot water and drinking it is equivalent to poisoning yourself.
>Mixing milk and water will give you diarrhea.
>I always put honey and milk in my tea
Jesus Christ user, you mixed milk and honey and then put them both into hot water? Who knows how many deadly chemical reactions are brewing in your cup. How are you even still alive you maniac?

humans have long tried to find explanations to things they do not understand

It's over 9000