What if every probability is just 50/50 (either it happens or it don't) and the coins just happened to flip the way...

Assume [math]P(E) = \frac{1}{2}[/math], where [math]E[/math] is any event.

By definition of probability, the probability of some event in the universe of events, [math]U[/math], occurring is 1.

Define the event [math]E=U[/math]--that is, [math]E[/math] is the event of any event occurring. By our initial assumption, [math]P(E) = \frac{1}{2}[/math]. However, this contradicts our definition [math]P(E) = P(U) \equiv 1[/math].

[math]\therefore[/math] OP is a faggot. [math]\blacksquare[/math]

I guess we are lucky the universe hasn't contradicted itself yet. But there's only 50% chance of that happening anyways.