First of all, thanks for your talk (...)

>First of all, thanks for your talk (...)

>I'm OP and I like to suck big fat (...)

>Mr user did his PhD in Yadayada, then he did his postdoc in Obladioblada
>Thank you very much for the invitation

>First of all, I would like to tell the audience to go fuck themselves (...)

>This is a joint work with Dr. Xu, Zhao and Zhang

>For those of you that dont know...

>enters the stage
>starts with an anecdotal story to segue into their point

That's how its spelled!?

>funded by the NSF

>(why?)