>First of all, thanks for your talk (...)
First of all, thanks for your talk (...)
>I'm OP and I like to suck big fat (...)
>Mr user did his PhD in Yadayada, then he did his postdoc in Obladioblada
>Thank you very much for the invitation
>First of all, I would like to tell the audience to go fuck themselves (...)
>This is a joint work with Dr. Xu, Zhao and Zhang
>For those of you that dont know...
>enters the stage
>starts with an anecdotal story to segue into their point
That's how its spelled!?
>funded by the NSF
>(why?)
>shows on his last slide pictures of his group lab members while hiking / eating in a fancy restaurant / on a mountain top
>and this user she did the amazing work on ...
I do that every so often when writing an essay, there's nothing wrong with kicking off whatever topic you will be thoroughly discussing by starting with a neat correlative anecdotal story.
>middle age nerdy asian woman
>there's nothing wrong with kicking off whatever topic you will be thoroughly discussing by starting with a neat correlative anecdotal story
Except that it's shit and pls just get to the fucking point since nobody gives half a fuck about your stories given that you're a boring academic.
Yes, dumb-dumb
Eh, none of my professors ever gave me a slap on the wrist for writing anecdotal prefaces, so I'll keep on doing it just to spite autists like you.
I'm glad I didn't put any of this bullshit in my defense.
Currently it looks very neat and precise aimed at helping people actually understand and use my research.
But you go to a shit university, hence your professor's standards are extremely low.
Eh, the University of Lisbon ain't so bad.
>Eh, the University of Lisbon ain't so bad.
>t. American who goes to some generic community college in the middle of nowhere trying to play the "mah unibersitee is bettur than urs" card
>I'd like to ask the audience to leave us alone while we ask the PhD candidate further questions.
why do they do this
Not him, but
>According to the Academic Ranking of World Universities 2016, also known as Shanghai Ranking, the University of Lisbon is ranked first in Portugal and 151-200 (overall) in the world. In the broad subject field of Engineering/Technology and Computer Sciences the university is ranked 51-75 worldwide, while in the disciplines of Mathematics, Physics and Computer Science it is ranked 101-150, 151-200 and 151-200, respectively.
That really isn't entirely terrible, 51-75 in Engineering actually sounds somewhat desirable for Erasmus.
>he thinks I'm not a 4 digit IQ god rejecting job offers from MIT
>First slide is a picture of a giant table with wires and lenses and shit
That's when I fall asleeo
and 2nd of all?
and to spite your reviewers, I'm sure
>le sexy tiem
segway*