First of all, thanks for your talk (...)

>shows on his last slide pictures of his group lab members while hiking / eating in a fancy restaurant / on a mountain top
>and this user she did the amazing work on ...

I do that every so often when writing an essay, there's nothing wrong with kicking off whatever topic you will be thoroughly discussing by starting with a neat correlative anecdotal story.

>middle age nerdy asian woman

>there's nothing wrong with kicking off whatever topic you will be thoroughly discussing by starting with a neat correlative anecdotal story
Except that it's shit and pls just get to the fucking point since nobody gives half a fuck about your stories given that you're a boring academic.

Yes, dumb-dumb

Eh, none of my professors ever gave me a slap on the wrist for writing anecdotal prefaces, so I'll keep on doing it just to spite autists like you.

I'm glad I didn't put any of this bullshit in my defense.

Currently it looks very neat and precise aimed at helping people actually understand and use my research.

But you go to a shit university, hence your professor's standards are extremely low.

Eh, the University of Lisbon ain't so bad.

>Eh, the University of Lisbon ain't so bad.