Meme subjects in physics

>Newtonian physics
get fukd lol. Grvit y is not real
>Big bang theory
Hahaha nothing exploded into something haha atheists believe this

big bang theory is the best show on tv. the fuck you talking about

>boltzmann brains
Can someone explain this to a retard like me?

>Hahaha nothing exploded into something haha atheists believe this

Got any better ideas

you know how u were born?
basically that but bigger

>side on which coin lands is subject to probability, not the force inflicted in it's throwing and gravity and air resitance

Everything exploded into nothing,.

I will tell you, when you explain me, why I can't have negative area, but I can have negative volume, and what scientist doesn't get about dark matter.

>physics

>singularities