Who will die first?

his kidneys will literally have nothing else to do they'll be well more rested those of us who are constantly consuming all day and eating western diets

That doves have a lot of Protein.
A Chinese banquet

Proton and oil would die about the same time from ketone acidosis. Sugar guy would live a much longer time

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Without sodium you die pretty quickly. Sodium is in salt, meat, and vegetables. It can not be produced by the body. Without it your brain will stop functioning and this is going to kill you. So assuming the protein powder also contains Sodium, which they normally do, protein guy will live the longest.

Sugar and oil will both die about the same time. Long term effects are not important because both will die without Sodium within 2-3 months.

>Proton and oil
I think he guy drinking just protons would die first, being dissolved.

we also have an organ that holds bile to break plant material down for us.

no nigger. do some basic research, PLEASE, for your own sake, before you go playing with birds like a dumbass and catch some ridiculous bug

>not forcefeeding your enemies pure whey protein powder
>not consuming corpses of your enemies packed full of said protein
>making it

Not true at all. Organisms adapt to use available food sources in their environment. Throughout their evolutionary lineages, herbivores didn't always stay herbivores(and vice versa). The point I'm trying to make is that humans are among the most adaptable opportunists on the planet. Some cultures consume only vegetation, while others rely entirely on meat.