Hello Veeky Forums

I would suggest talking about your first experience with masturbation. Grad school eats that up.

If anybody is still here. Here is more that I just wrote.

During one summer, my mother lost her job at the local Giant Eagle and developed depression. When this occurred, she locked herself in her room during most of the day and only came out to get food or to go to the store to spend her unemployment checks. For both of these disorders, she refused to seek any professional help from a therapist to help treat these mental disorders in order to be happier and to have a better marriage.
Due to my mother’s disorder and her continually spending money at Wal-Mart and not on the bills, the bills eventually were not paid and some bills had an overdue balance of several thousand dollars – the electric for example. Due to the outstanding balance of the electric bill, our electricity was shut off in late September early October for several weeks. It was eventually turned back on because of some exigent circumstance with my sister having asthma. During this time, my mother simply blamed my father for ‘allowing’ the lights to be shut off, when she did not help in paying the bills to avoid this from happening. However, even though the lights were temporarily on for the winter months, they were still unable to be paid.
During that winter both my father lost the job that they had. My father found any job that he could find to try and pay the bills as best as he could, but it was a much lower pay than what he was making and had an even harder struggle affording the bills.

do this, end it with saying this is when you discovered you were gay/transgendered. I realize it's not likely that you are transgendered, but this leaves you the possibility of a lawsuit if you don't get a good grade.

Yeah, you're on a roll hos, you don't need us to hold the handlebars for you.

if this is actually the quality of writing in grad school i'm gonna be really pissed if i don't get in next year

protip: grad school is just undergrad that costs 3x as much per credit, oh and the papers are a little longer

I'm 99% sure you're fucking with me.

I've never been a good writer, that's precisely why I brought it to here. But my program isn't even writing, so it shouldn't matter too much (I hope).

>I'm 99% sure you're fucking with me.

what the hell are you talking about? Your mom, and the dad stuff, was great. Just keep hitting that angle man. Or fuck you, i dunno, if you don't want any help.

I thought you were using sarcasm about being 'on a roll' and that it was just shit.

No dickhead! what kind of weird head games are you playing anyway?