Book recommendation

It's a "wakefulness agent." It really doesn't do much except what it's supposed to. Just take speed if you want to feel superhuman

I don't want anything too intense, I just need enough to get through these soulless fucking STEM studies.

by STEM you mean comp sci or possibly electrical engineering?

I'm sorry that being moral and responsible offends you, Satan.

Play an RPG

Yeah, electrical.
Wish I never got into Veeky Forums. I was actually interested in this beforehand. But fuck it, I guess I need to work, and I have expensive tastes so I have to make a good living.

Your supposed desire to do away with all vice has not only failed but now turned into a more subtle and insidious vanity that you trot out through passive aggression and disdain.