Breakfast specialties?

So? It's different from the same old you miserable cunt

Waffles are a very distinct thing you fuck.

how are waffles related to pizza? I feel bad for you if your pizza has the consistency of a waffle

I've been doing savory fried oatmeal. I tried some fried oatmeal and I kind of felt the consistency was similar to latkas. So now I put sour cream (or plain yogurt) on them two fried eggs and season it with smoked paprika and dill. Only problem is to get the oatmeal the right consistency takes awhile.

Hmmm maybe crab(or cake) eggs Benedict? With some lemon dill hollandaise and fresh spinach?
Huevos rancheros are always good, maybe a bfast taco with eggs, potatoes, peppers and onions, Pico, avocado, maybe some chorizo?

thanks mates. I'll try these

A glass of fine cognac

the breakfast of champions, but with style

Pizza? What the fuck kind of fucked up pizza do you eat?

>passed out from eating sweet things

See a doctor

Bacon and egg bap.
>buttered/mayonnaised bread roll (if using mayonnaise - spread THINLY and add lots of black pepper)
Sourdough or wholemeal. Not fucking brioche.
>bacon done however
>soft-fried egg
>gattai
>eat