How do i become the next tao lin?

how do i become the next tao lin?

Call up your dad and tell him to invent LASIK so he can send you money so you can live in a hip area of Brooklyn, do lots of drugs, and fuck around on the internet all day.

Lettuce and smiles

mi mind read Tan Line

Why would anybody want to do that?

Is it true he used to post here on Veeky Forums?

Was he one of us? /ourguy/?

Go to bed, Tao.

he made this thread


and this post

Write and publish a few terrible novels about yourself because you aren't creative enough to write about anything else. Then kill yourself on 7/20/17.

That's how Tao Lin became Tao Lin.

It takes a special kind of autism to be Tao lin. A weaponized autism to surpass Metal Gear.

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>7/20/17

>implying there are 20 months in a year

20 days retard.

There aren't 20 days in a year either. Are you posting from Mercury or something?

7/20/17 7th month, 20th day, the year 2017. God you are such an odd little faggot.

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I do this but my dad is poor

t. nigger

He talks about a Veeky Forums thread about him in his novel Taipei.

>hack

don't have talent, write books

You can tell this is a roleplayer because niggers don't have fathers in their lives.

>implying Sanford and Son wasn't a documentary

Step 1: Be an autistic slack-jawed oriental
Step 2: Reap the rewards thereof

>Being a Yuropooran

How delightfully quaint

Wew

D-does he like us?

Well, you were very wise to choose Chinese parents - so you're more than halfway there already, I would reckon.

He only really mentions buying drugs from someone in the thread.

that's the name of my next poetry collection

more like being anywhere on planet earth besides burgerland