how do i become the next tao lin?
How do i become the next tao lin?
Call up your dad and tell him to invent LASIK so he can send you money so you can live in a hip area of Brooklyn, do lots of drugs, and fuck around on the internet all day.
Lettuce and smiles
mi mind read Tan Line
Why would anybody want to do that?
Is it true he used to post here on Veeky Forums?
Was he one of us? /ourguy/?
Go to bed, Tao.
he made this thread
and this post
Write and publish a few terrible novels about yourself because you aren't creative enough to write about anything else. Then kill yourself on 7/20/17.
That's how Tao Lin became Tao Lin.
It takes a special kind of autism to be Tao lin. A weaponized autism to surpass Metal Gear.
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>7/20/17
>implying there are 20 months in a year
20 days retard.
There aren't 20 days in a year either. Are you posting from Mercury or something?
7/20/17 7th month, 20th day, the year 2017. God you are such an odd little faggot.
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I do this but my dad is poor
t. nigger
He talks about a Veeky Forums thread about him in his novel Taipei.
>hack
don't have talent, write books
You can tell this is a roleplayer because niggers don't have fathers in their lives.
>implying Sanford and Son wasn't a documentary
Step 1: Be an autistic slack-jawed oriental
Step 2: Reap the rewards thereof
>Being a Yuropooran
How delightfully quaint
Wew
D-does he like us?
Well, you were very wise to choose Chinese parents - so you're more than halfway there already, I would reckon.
He only really mentions buying drugs from someone in the thread.
that's the name of my next poetry collection
more like being anywhere on planet earth besides burgerland