In the next few days, I'm set to attempt my first Boodog. However, I have no way of getting my hands on a marmot -- and I don't know what a marmot tastes like so I cannot be sure with what to sub in order to maintain as much of the recipe's "authenticity" as possible.
To anyone out there who's had marmot, is there an animal that comes close, both physically and flavor-wise, that's a bit more realistic in terms of sourcing?
To the people who've never had it, what do you think marmot should taste like?
Gavin Davis
Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
Jackson Sanders
Shit like this is why I'm a pescatarian.
Isaiah Jenkins
>dish called boodog >not using dog
Austin Collins
>To the people who've never had it, what do you think marmot should taste like? What the fuck is this thread
Isaac Adams
Agreed. Let's attempt a legal option. I could make it with goat but 2 of the people in the company that will be dining on this are less than keen.
Michael Fisher
>wanting to eat one of these adorable buggers
Hey fuck you man
Juan Gray
everyone uses goat it seems
Kayden Butler
It should taste like a rodent and his insides
Jackson Perry
Are you a fucking park ranger now?
Dylan Wood
Ah yes, this is the content I come for.
user, try groundhog as a substitute.
Jaxson Myers
This. They're fatty and easy to catch. Also easy to flush out of their den with some water.
Samuel Harris
Most animals are adorable buggers. Deliciously so.
Carter Robinson
Cows are disgusting and absolutely retarded. Pigs are cute if they're small and not laying in a pile of their own shit. Goats are spooky and also dicks in general. Ducks are cute. Chickens aren't. All baby animals are cute but that's biology I think. lamb chops make me sad but fuck they're good. All seafood is pretty gross.
Easton Hernandez
A raccoon?
Jayden Parker
rabbies
Henry Wilson
Groundhog has a very thickly rich rabbit taste but I don't know how good a substitute that would make given the... inflation factor.
Chase White
I guess I work it out on a meat/adorable ratio. Like, that looks like it has fuck all meat on it and it's adorable so I won't touch it. Pigs are cute but also have loads of meat so fuck it.
Michael Walker
>The hypocrite's guide to carnivorism
Samuel Ross
lmfao
Jordan Smith
Just buy a Guinea pig from a pet store.
Jason Gray
>carnivorism isn't that just being a human without a 'religion'
Andrew Flores
Marmots are disgusting. They piss everywhere, and it smells terrible. There are glands in them that you'll need to be careful of. If they were to rupture you'll ruin the animal and whatever room you were in.
Brayden Bennett
No, no it isn't. That is "atheism".
Isaac Roberts
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Joshua Gonzalez
>Fish guts are okay! totally not weird and gross
Jason Jenkins
uma delicia
Austin King
Groundhog/prairie dog is literally a marmot. Easy enough.
Easton Jones
It's not even spooky
Jack Garcia
easiet though should probably be using grey/fox squirrel and making individual boodog plates. Though their diet may vary from that of a ground squirrel so it may change the overall flavor. Something to chew on
Jonathan King
After cross-referencing, I think hare is the way to go.
Caleb Thompson
What about Nutria?
Jace Long
Squirrel or rabbit should be easily obtainable online.
Unless these fuckers live in your state. Then you might be able to find a source.
Nathan Anderson
>It's not even spooky
>googles boodog >gets pic related
I just shat myself, man.
Blake Gonzalez
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Zachary Bailey
No, but I can hunt hare/rabbit.
Parker Thomas
Who will know the difference from one rodent to the next?