Boodog

Ah yes, this is the content I come for.

user, try groundhog as a substitute.

This. They're fatty and easy to catch. Also easy to flush out of their den with some water.

Most animals are adorable buggers. Deliciously so.

Cows are disgusting and absolutely retarded. Pigs are cute if they're small and not laying in a pile of their own shit. Goats are spooky and also dicks in general. Ducks are cute. Chickens aren't. All baby animals are cute but that's biology I think. lamb chops make me sad but fuck they're good. All seafood is pretty gross.

A raccoon?

rabbies

Groundhog has a very thickly rich rabbit taste but I don't know how good a substitute that would make given the... inflation factor.

I guess I work it out on a meat/adorable ratio. Like, that looks like it has fuck all meat on it and it's adorable so I won't touch it. Pigs are cute but also have loads of meat so fuck it.

>The hypocrite's guide to carnivorism

lmfao