>eat spicy food
>get the shits
Eat spicy food
Samuel Brown
Owen Robinson
> Spicelet
James Campbell
>eat spicy food
>have normal shit consistency
>just hurts like fuck
Caleb Collins
>eat spicy food
>normal bowel movements
Maybe if you weren't 6 years old, you could handle it.
Easton Walker
>eat pizza
>get painful gas
Caleb Miller
Eat less of it when you do. I bet smaller portions wont hurt you.
Chase Morgan
you probably need an enema. spicy food has health benefits and its loosening up all the grease thats backed up in you
Brayden Wilson
>get drunk
>eat spicy foods knowing that i'll get the shits, but am drunk
>get the shits just like any other day because I drank half a handle of vodka the day before
James Murphy
>have colitis
>eat anything besides cooked chicken/meat/vegetables
>no seasoning besides salt
>no alcohol or anything besides water or tea
Fuck my life, right?
Adam Long
Forgot to add... anything other than food mentioned, glorious amounts of blood in stool and a visit to the emergency.