Eat spicy food

tfw keto without any loss

Sounds like you can still smoke. Not a total loss.

I am instantly turned off when I see a banh mi or anything that has thick raw jalapenos on it, because raw peppers burn the fuck out of my ass. I know it's prep chef error but it's all too common not to comment on. Even so I prefer charred, sautéed or pickled you get the acid pop as well also because in their raw form I feel like the flavor isn't developed enough even if they were cut well.

sounds like ur just a faghole

>eat shitty food
>get the spics

looks like my geriatric father when ithey give him food at the nursing home

>geriatric
damn user how can your dad be in a home, are you 50?

Man gas has to be one of the shittiest (haha) feelings ever. It's so annoying and uncomfortable. Once had it so bad it caused me to puke. Fucking sucked

I don't.
I eat spicy food almost daily (I add hot sauce to most things), and I never get the shits.
Never.
Shit doesn't even burn anymore.
And I have a stomach condition.

Saying that... vindaloo has been my favourite meal since I was a kid so maybe my body is just used to the punishment.

>people have different digestive systems
You have unique blend of bacteria in your system, maybe some enzyme deficiencies, maybe a stomach wound. Everyone can't eat everything every other person can eat without issues.