Colon and semicolon

I use semis all the time because I'm a retard who constantly writes huge sentences

Try replacing your semicolons with full stops. It makes you easier to read.
Colons are ugly.

I dont use punctuation

i do use colon every morning after coffee

there's literally no reason to use a semicolon outside of lists

Yes: I use them a lot.

I disagree, semicolons are easier to read because it's implicit all parts are connected to the particular thought. Full stops are fragmentary, as if passing from one idea to the next.

nice

Sometimes, for me at least, it can be hard to figure out when to use a semicolon; you just have to go with your gut, I guess.

yes, they are a necessary part of Java and C notation
i use curly brackets a lot too