Humour thread

this is actually a good list of things I needed to fix

Can you guys help me to spread this to Veeky Forums? Except,

>If I wanted humor, I would ask you your one dpr max

dpr means damage per round.

>would ask you your one damage per round max

playing 3.pf

With my bard, I'm doing 4d6 + 3 via a bardic performance ability, able to do it 17 times a day (more now, I think)

With my paladin, I'mma get a spell storing great sword at level 5, so I'll be swinging 6d6 + 7 on a single hit.

This is the best post I've seen on Veeky Forums

you asked for it

omg there's literally nothing wrong with any of that it's all about the person okay don't make sweeping judgments some people are genetically predisposed to having depression and regardless of what they do they'll always be depressed, stop shaming them for something they literally cannot help. most of those things are just methods that they use to cope with their depression and not the cause of it

This isn't right at all. They don't give you a glass of coke at McDonalds.

Wow you have no sense of humor. I live life lightly. I see the positive in every negative. And vice versa. Im a social worker and drug counselor. im a public servant and I'm too humble to say that i am a hero, however many have said I saved their lives. It is incredibly insulting that you seem to express that you know me from just 2 messages. Lol.

I had no intentions to rub you the wrong way. Im having a wonderfully, grateful and inspiring day... im not letting your negativity ween me into a negative realm. I am very experienced in Buddhist meditation and so i will send you off with, "may you enjoy happiness and its causes. May you be free from suffering and its causes." Have a wonderful day. As-salamu 'alaykum!

>not 9gagging during high school lectures
never gonna make it