Why the fuck is my poop red

I occasionally get the same thing. Although I don't think it spreads as far in the water... Most of it is soaked up by the paper.

From my understanding, if it's bright red then it's just your asshole that is bleeding.

If it's dark red then it's cancer and shit like that. So you're fine.

the other day I thought I was gonna die for sure until I realized I drank some beet juice earlier

I'd say you might have eaten beets, but this doesn't look like it. Go see a doctor.

Ahhh shit I did have beets a couple of days ago and I forgot.
I feel better now thank you

I used to get frequent bloody shits (blood clumps and all) when my diet was heavy on processed foods (supermarket shit), meats. It stopped when I added regular vegetables and fiber.

A couple of days? Well, typically the beet's effect occurs a day or less after. And it tends to be purpler.

>food I ate is whiskey
????

I poop rarely and am on OMAD for the most part

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well done!

This user is right, it's obviously blood but if it's bright red then you're probably fine. Could just be a hemorrhoid